Thursday, April 1, 2010

A Good Read

Hi, my name is Adam.

ME: Paige, we're going to be late.
PAIGE: Fashionably late.
ME: It's not fashionable if you show up AFTER the party is over.
PAIGE: I just have to finish updating the blog.

Paige was putting all the dirt about Davis shutting down Prisms on the Wilde Blog.

ME: This blog has taken over your life.
PAIGE: How can you say that?
ME: You're right. This blog has taken over your life--you dumb bitch.
PAIGE: I'm writing the hottest piece of literature in Providence--not counting what's written on the bathroom wall in Grizzly's.
ME: Are you done?
PAIGE: Finished. Let's head out.

We were going to Prisms to celebrate its last night in existence.

After getting all the way to the car, Paige remembered that she left her ID back in her room.

So we had to go all the way back to the apartment, and when we got there.

JEREMY: Hello little sister.
JACKSON: Did you forget something?

There was the computer--with Paige still logged onto the Wilde blog.

PAIGE: Uh...does anybody want me to make hot chocolate?
JACKSON: You know you're f**ked, right?
PAIGE: Ohhh, I'm aware.

Looks like Paige's career as an author has just been cut short.

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