Hi, my name is Hank.
BILLY:  So Eli is the one who's been drugging everyone?
RITCHIE:  Who else could it be?
BILLY:  But he couldn't have drugged me.  I was with Jackson.
ME:  Maybe he was lurking around.
RITCHIE:  All I know is that the girl at IHOP said she saw him drug Eli.  That means he's responsible for Joey's death.  That's all I need to know.
We pulled up near Slice and raced inside.
Eli and Nathan were sitting at the bar.  Nathan was just about to take a drink when--
RITCHIE:  No!
Ritchie swiped the drink out of his hand.
NATHAN:  Ritchie, what--
But before he could say anything, Ritchie tackled Eli to the floor.
ELI:  What are you doing?
ME:  He poisoned Joey!
ELI:  WHAT?
BILLY:  And he sold me out to the statutory rape police.
ELI:  Okay, that I did.
NATHAN:  Poisoned Joey?  That's insane.
BILLY:  A girl at the IHOP saw it.
NATHAN:  Sounds like a solid witness.
ELI:  What girl at the IHOP?
RITCHIE:  Skyler's friend.
VOICE:  What about Skyler?
We turned and looked at Davis.  He was walking into the club.
BILLY:  His friend saw Eli poison Joey.
DAVIS:  But that doesn't make any sense.
ELI:  Thank you!
NATHAN:  Why are you taking Skyler's friend at face value?
RITCHIE:  Why would she lie?
DAVIS:  Where is Skyler?  He was supposed to meet me here with Jeremy.
VOICE:  What did we miss?
Ben, Jackson, and Carter--now the gang was all here.
ME:  Eli is the Roofier.
CARTER:  Damn!  I bet it was Nathan.
NATHAN:  Hey!
BILLY:  What are you all doing here?
DAVIS:  We were supposed to celebrate me and Skyler buying Slice.
BEN:  Where's Jeremy?
JACKSON:  He said he was meeting us here with Skyler.
ELI:  Can someone get Ritchie off me?
BEN:  I bet he's not the first one to ask that.
DAVIS:  Hang on, my phone's ringing.
He answered, and his face went white.
JACKSON:  Davis, what's wrong?
DAVIS:  Uh...
He put the call on speaker.
SKYLER'S VOICE:  Hello CBQ's.
ME:  Skyler?
SKYLER:  I thought you all should hear this.
BILLY:  What's going on?
SKYLER:  I see my friend got to you at the IHOP.  She's so loyal.  Loyalty is important amongst friends.  Loyalty and trust.  None of which you boys have.
NATHAN:  Oh my God.
SKYLER:  I can't talk long.  I'm heading out of town.  Jeremy's sitting right here next to me.
JACKSON:  No.
SKYLER:  Oh yes.  Except this time, his kidnapping isn't a drill.  It's the real deal.
DAVIS:  What do you want?
SKYLER:  Oh, I got what I wanted.  I just thought I'd let you boys know you don't have to bother forming a rescue party.  Jeremy's going away for good this time.
CARTER:  Why did you do all this?
SKYLER:  You really don't know, do you?
We all looked at each other.  What could possibly have made him cause so much pain and suffering?
ME:  Skyler, if you let Jeremy go--
SKYLER:  Nothing that comes after that will be true, and we all know it.  Sorry about the business venture, Davis.  Maybe next time you'll know better than to open a joint account with someone you barely know.
DAVIS:  Oh shit.
SKYLER:  Time to say good-bye.
There was a muffled sound, and then we heard a whisper.
JEREMY'S VOICE:  Guys, he's going to--
And the line went dead.
DAVIS:  Skyler is the Roofier.
Silence.
ELI:  I told you it wasn't me.
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