Monday, June 9, 2008

Bradeli

Hi, my name is Eli.

BRAD: Kiss me.
ME: Huh?

I'm kissing a boy.

ME: I kissed a boy.
HANK: And you liked it?
JEREMY: Well I think that goes without saying.

We were all in the fishbowl. The year was winding down and everybody was making plans for the summer.

JOEY: Is everyone going to Pride?
JEREMY: That's if there is a Pride. The Mayor's trying to shut it down.
CAL: That's bullshit.

Wait a minute, didn't I just announce something huge?

ME: I KISSED A BOY!
ALL: WE HEARD YOU!

The door to the fishbowl opened and a strange figure appeared.

JEREMY: Davis?
DAVIS: Hey CBQ's.
JOEY: Davis, if you want to talk to me--
DAVIS: I don't actually. I need to talk to Eli.

Huh?

ME: What do you need to talk to me about?
DAVIS: About your new boyfriend.
ME: Brad?
DAVIS: It seems you've made yourself useful, Eli.
JEREMY: Davis, what are you--
DAVIS: Brad just happens to be the mayor's son.

Everybody turned and looked at me.

CAL: So about you kissing that boy.

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