ACTF--A New Arrangement

Hi, my name is Ben.

NATHAN: We need a new arrangement.

I'm in negotiations with my boyfriend.

Nathan and I were sitting in his hotel room talking about our relationship. I'd rather be eating live eels, but Nathan has carte blanche on my testicles since my little infidelity escapade.

There was a knock on the door.

NATHAN: One sec.

He opened the door, and that kid Albert from RIC was standing there.

NATHAN: C'mon in, Albert.

I was confused.

ME: Nathan, do you mind telling me what's going on?
NATHAN: Of course. I'm going to be having sex with Albert. You'll be watching but not participating.
ME: Excuse me?
ALBERT: I think I'll use the bathroom.

He went in and shut the door.

ME: Nathan, are you--
NATHAN: You strayed, Ben. And I forgave you. But now I want to stray, and I feel I should be allowed to, especially since I'm giving you the opportunity to keep an eye on me, a luxury I was not afforded.
ME: You're just going to have sex with some kid you don't know?
NATHAN: I'm sorry. Is this morality talking?
ME: Nathan--
NATHAN: Ben, if you're good, and I want to stray again, or you do--which is bound to happen since we're both gay and young--then we might even be able to come to a newer arrangement.

Hmm...I didn't hate that idea.

NATHAN: But for now, you're a watcher. C'mon out, Albert.

And that was how I knew we'd be together for a very long time.