ACTF--I Like the Way You Do O'Neill

Hi, my name is Eli.

BRAD: That was awesome.

This is Brad.

Brad saw my scene and really liked it. Apparently I kicked its ass and then banged its sister.

ME: Thanks, I appreciate it.
BRAD: I'd love to see you do more O'Neill. Maybe some Iceman.
ME: Yeah, I'm not sure how good I'd look in a winter coat. Haha...

He sort of looked at me funny, but then smiled.

We went up to his room and hung out. He's pretty chill.

I could tell he was feeling me, but I mean, it's not the first time it's happened.

JEREMY: Where's he from?
ME: Prov.
BILLY: Where does he go to school?
ME: Clueless.
CAL: Did you two--
ME: No.

I was having dinner with the other Ocean State kids.

HANK: Does he know you're not going to--
ME: Would you guys just drop it?
VOICE: Hey Eli!

I shot them all a look that said, 'Say anything nasty and I'll flip your burgers.'

ME: Hey Brad, how's it going?
BRAD: Great, actually. I was wondering if I could crash in your room tonight though.
HANK: Mmhmm.
ME: Shut up, Hank.
BRAD: My roommate met up with some trashy kid and now they're going at it night and day. Maybe you know him, his name is--
ALL: Carter.
JOEY: You can stay in our room, Brad. I'll just stay with Hank, since Carter apparently won't be using his bed tonight.
HANK: Just make sure you sterilize it.
BRAD: You sure you don't mind?
ME: No, I guess it's all worked out.
BRAD: Great. Thanks.

He walked away.

5...4...3...2...1...

CAL: I'm coming out...I want the world to know...

I tried to stop them, but they were already gathered around me like the pink ladies in Grease.

ALL: Got to let it show...

Bitches weren't even on key. Just saying.